What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
