Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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