he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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