How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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