oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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