I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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