i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
