I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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