Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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