i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Randomize