Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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