she woke up with a sticky ear
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Of course I have a pirate flag
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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