Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
kristin has been a bad kristin
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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