Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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