i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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