On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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