maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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