i just google imaged poop.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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