he shaved USA in his pubs
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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