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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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