No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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