thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
