Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
