Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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