How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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