I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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