DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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