i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Randomize
