Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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