idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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