Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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