Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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