You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it wasn't lemon gatorade
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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