Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
How's work?
Spinning.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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