the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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