STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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