I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
