I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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