break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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