So drunk its hurt
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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