So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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