this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I pour the whiskey from now on
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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