So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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