My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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