Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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