After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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