nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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