hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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