Buhtt sex?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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