I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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