the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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