If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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