is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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