He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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